OK I JUST thought of this, Its sort of a last post standing sort of thing.
The object of the game is to be the last person who posted! So it will be an endless war of posters!!!! YAY FUN RIGHT?!
Rules,
1. Whatever you say HAS to be something related the person who posted before you, If you can't think of anything then use something related to animals.
2. Nothing offensive but of coarse you already knew that

3. No going POSTAL! Hehe get it???
I'll go first and since nobody has gone before me I shall say something about myself
I used to dance ballet

OK HAVE FUN!