Man may be lashed to death in Saudi Arabia for making his own wine -

Winemaking is Death Penalty?

That's why I haven't converted. You aren't planning to convert either, are you?

I am fairly blissful in my own state of spirituality . It involves a lot of wine.

You should join my religion, the House of the Eldest Gods. Bacchus is included, so you already are a member.

I don't know, Bacchus liked to destroy those who opposed him. I'm a more peace-loving type .

And he is right. Those who oppose wine should be destroyed.