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Visiting the Vet #40689 02/01/06 04:49 AM
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A man holding a budgie came running and screaming into a veterinarian's office.

The vet immediately brought him into an examining room. The vet carefully examined

the bird, and then said to the man, "I'm sorry, but this bird is dead." The man

began to cry, "No! No! That can't be true! I want another opinion." The vet thought

a second, then said, "okay," and left for the back office. He returned with a Black

Labrador retriever. The Black Lab sniffed and sniffed the bird, finally letting out

a low "woof" sound and looking up at the vet. The vet said to the man, "The dog thinks

that the bird is dead too." The man said, "I don't believe it! I want another opinion!"

The vet then left with the Black Lab and came back with a cat. He placed the cat on the

examination table. The cat walked over to the bird and sniffed and nudged it again and again.

Finally, the cat shrugged its shoulders and walked away from the bird. The vet said,

"The cat thinks it's dead too." The man sighed and said, "I guess you're right.

How much do I owe you?" The vet said, "That will be $600.00." The horrified man said,

"Six hundred bucks! Just to tell me my bird is dead? That's ridiculous! That's outrageous!"

The vet then said, "Well, I was going to charge you $50.00,

but then I had to include the Lab fees and CAT scan."

I copied the above joke from another website, and do not claim any pride of authorship.

Re: Visiting the Vet #40690 02/01/06 06:12 AM
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LOL LOL LOL THat was extremely funny. Great joke, I will have to show that to a few friends they will get a kick out of it too. Thanks for sharing that, it made me laugh. JLoc


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Re: Visiting the Vet #40691 02/01/06 11:09 PM
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haha i heard that joke b4 but with a rabbit... lol funny though!


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hay thats kool man


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Lol! Very funny! laugh


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Re: Visiting the Vet #40694 02/02/06 05:14 AM
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I also got a good chuckle after reading the joke. Unfortunately, it does not seem too many people here enjoy (or care about) the story. Perhaps the title is not catchy enough to draw attention ... maybe it should be renamed "a very sad and yet very funny story." wink


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