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Parakeet limericks #381161 08/23/09 05:34 PM
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My hubby and I went to a book store last night where I found a book of limericks. On the way home (keep in mind it was late and we were bored) we came up with limericks about our keets. wink
So I thought I would post a few and challenge you all to come up with your own. smile

With a squack, a fuss and a Ptooey!
My keets yelled "Mom, you're quite screwy!"
"When you fixed us our lunch,
we expected some crunch,
Not peas that are nasty and gooey!"




The once was a keet named Patches
Who liked to burn his toys in large batches
Till a wind came with a huff
his feathers went up in a puff..
No longer does he play with matches


I have a few more but I will save them for later. Cant wait to see what we all create!



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Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: val313] #381170 08/23/09 08:26 PM
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there once was a budgie named perry
who thought of himself as a fairy :P
so he got an old wand
and tried to make himself blond
but just turned himself to a canary

what do you think? smile

Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: dreamer5] #381172 08/23/09 08:52 PM
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Hahahahaha -- these rock! --- and what a clever idea... hmmm...

There once was a very fat budge;
in fact, her first name was Pudge.
She ate all seeds all day,
and scarfed down millet spray,
til her mama gave her a big nudge.

"My gosh, you weigh forty two grams,
and your thighs look like huge Easter hams!
Off the perch, you plump bird!"
and without one more word,
Pudge got pellets and spinach and yams.


Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: ] #381178 08/23/09 09:05 PM
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There once was a very pretty, pampered princes named Missy;
Of course you would know she would have a hissy!
As she plopped her little self to take a nap,
she seemed to struggle like a mat.
Trying to act all pampered and princess-y,
Missy was exactly having a hissy.
Missy was a pampered princess, yes indeed,
so why would she have a need?

smile Do you like?
I love all of yours!

Last edited by Dixie&Miss' Mom; 08/23/09 09:16 PM.
Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: **mattie**] #381181 08/23/09 09:17 PM
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I know its not a limerick but here's a poem that I wrote and posted a while ago.
Dedicated to all those, like me, that can't get their parakeets to eat their veggies and herbs.

Veggies and HerbsWritten by, me

Will you eat your veggies and herb?
"I will not eat them." said Sherby bird

I will not eat them from my toy
I will not eat them from a boy

I will not eat them on the floor
I wiil not eat them through my door

I will not eat them in my dish
I will not eat them if you wish

I will not eat them on a line
I will not eat them chopped all fine

I will not eat my veggies and herbs
I will not eat them, said Sherby bird



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omg!
These are soo cute poems/limericks
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Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: Sherby'sMom] #381185 08/23/09 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By: Sherby'sMom
I know its not a limerick but here's a poem that I wrote and posted a while ago.
Dedicated to all those, like me, that can't get their parakeets to eat their veggies and herbs.

Veggies and HerbsWritten by, me

Will you eat your veggies and herb?
"I will not eat them." said Sherby bird

I will not eat them from my toy
I will not eat them from a boy

I will not eat them on the floor
I wiil not eat them through my door

I will not eat them in my dish
I will not eat them if you wish

I will not eat them on a line
I will not eat them chopped all fine

I will not eat my veggies and herbs
I will not eat them, said Sherby bird


ROFLMBO! Priceless! smile

Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: ] #381215 08/23/09 11:15 PM
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that is tooo good! dr suess would be proud! smile

a flock of 6 bidgies were flying.
of frustration, their "mother" was dying.
lets get on the same page,
you get back in your cage,
or all you'll smell soon, will be budgies frying!

does that count as a limerick?
i would never really do that!:)


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Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: ] #381217 08/23/09 11:18 PM
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that is tooo good! dr suess would be proud! smile
yours is good too m&d's mom!
ok, here goes...

a flock of 6 bidgies were flying.
of frustration, their "mother" was dying.
lets get on the same page,
you get back in your cage,
or all you'll smell soon, will be budgies frying!

does that count as a limerick?
i would never really do that!:)


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Re: Parakeet limericks [Re: baby blue] #381223 08/23/09 11:45 PM
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There once was a tiel named Daisy
They said she was nice, but she's crazy
She gives me the frights
My fingers she bites
If she stops, it'll amaze me


I have more than one keet
I should cover my stuff with a sheet
they fly here and there
they poop everywhere
but I still say they can't be beat

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