Fascinating, as Spock would say.
I often sing, "When I was a young lad and never been kissed...," but Marge says that is an obvious untruth.
Perhaps, Johnny Horton's "All for the love of a Girl" - which I've sung in piano bar. But no, that was true at one time (the sad part of it), but now, probably "Since I met You, Baby."
Certainly my whole life did change when I met Marge.