lolz liar

i have lied to u all and is really a 40 year old loser, lolz

nah--i think you've lied to us all and you're really a boy crazy 10 year old

my left hand just kidnapped my right hand and is holding it hostage for a diamond ring...AHHHH can't type anymore...nfbe aifefa ahep meesgeeees!!!

True! (if you're right-handed and therefore will sign the charge slip at the jeweler's with your right hand)

Pudgie helps me wash the dishes.

True by supervising!

Coco is eating corn right now for the first time ever out of her pink tub.

awwww TRUE!! yay for corn loving coco!!

i am going to go make myself blueberry waffles in 5...4....3.....2......1........ >drowning in yumminess<

lolz true
(by the way, i never lied about my age)

my keets love to sit on my head

I think they do good view probably.

My favourite colour is yellow.

yeah, y not?

i love to just sit on my bed n let my thoughts drift off when im bored.

sure...who doesn't? :P

i can't stop eating!!

No I hate yellow on me I look horribly ill in it!

I think true.Lorax is eating everything but her budgies.

I have to go to work soon.