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corny pick-up lines #148070 02/01/06 03:59 AM
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what are some of the corniest pick-up lines you can this of...here are a few that were on my phone and some I have heard before

1. you look like my third wife(guy)oh how many times have you been married(girl)twice(guy again)

2. they call me fred flinston cuz i can make your bed rock

3. do u have a mirror in your pants because I can see me in them

4. is your dad a baker because your buns are hot

5. were you arrested earlier because it must be illegal to look that good

well here are a few so let me here your all's


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Re: corny pick-up lines #148071 02/01/06 03:29 PM
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Can I please see the label on your shirt?

(looks at label)

Ah, just as I thought: "Made in heaven"!

:p

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Guy - You Must be tired.
Gal - No Why?
Guy - Cuz you been running through my mind all day.



Guy - You must be an Angel.
Gal - Why do you say that?
Guy - Cuz only something Heavenly could look that good


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Re: corny pick-up lines #148073 02/01/06 05:08 PM
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I seen this shirt today and it said the only vowels I need and u and I


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Guy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?"
Guy: "When you fell from heaven."


Frodo, Sam Wise, Shelby, and Scooter
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lol, Jloc you took my pick up line.

This is the worst:

Hey baby, do you have a phone number, I seem to have lost mines.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off you.

And this is the worst:

Yo baby, you can be my diary queen, I'll be your burger king, you treat me right, I'll do it your way.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.


"You never stop loving someone, you just learn to live without them"
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Yo baby, you can be my diary queen, I'll be your burger king, you treat me right, I'll do it your way.
laugh laugh laugh

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Originally posted by Cristina:


If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
And then there's the classic line from Wayne's World: "If she was a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!" Schwing! wink

Re: corny pick-up lines #148077 02/01/06 10:55 PM
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lol this is one for a guy on a date at a movie theatre.

if u were in a pirate movie... would put ur parrot on this shoulder (he puts hand on girls nearer shoulder) or this shoulder (he puts arm around her

lol i love that one


i know why the caged bird sings..... cuz he has me!!
Re: corny pick-up lines #148078 05/26/06 03:41 PM
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you remind me of a magnet your so attractive.


beaky! the rambunctious quaker

lucy- yellow recessive pied girly!

beenie- blue buddy

ringo- my late dominant pied

george- green little spaz!

cooper- my old cockatiel, with his real owners now.
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corny:
Do you have a quarter? my mother asked me to phone when I met the girl of my dreams.

my fav comeback to an over used pick up:
Guy: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Down right dirty:
Hi, my name is pogo. Want to jump on my stick?


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