I always cross my legs in the elevator, tap my feet, and whistle a culturally sensitive tune. I know about play, but fore is what they call out in golf, right? That may be the country where they originally asked if "chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight." Some people should not walk anywhere nude. No rules about putting the toilet seat down? (probably they don't have toilet seats, oops... is that politically incorrect?)

Marge is the love of my life.