Carl Analysis:

He has a deep seated need for a feathered companion, of a parakeet persuasion.
He can be often found lost the religious forum, but it is only because he did not ask for directions. What he truly seeks to fill the void is a budgie.
If he were to obtain said avian amigo he would give it a human name, this only reinforces the subconscious need for budgie companionship.
He can be found on the parakeet forum as well, more often as each day passes..the subconscious emerges.

He is well liked by many and also has a great sense of humor. Yep that's our Carl.