blush I think Marge considers me trainable. That's about as good as it gets for a man, I'm thinking. I know not to leave the toilet seat up, and a few other things, but my memory is as poor as most guys (I can't really remember ever being wr.... what was I saying?)

I won't dwell on being such a slow learner, since Marge was also married before. We hope that in the next life (if there is reincarnation) we will have earned the right to meet sooner.

Marge is the love of my life.